bizarre growth on stumps

seaphantom · 10-15-06, 10:34 PM

I've been coming out on the lake and for the past few months, since the begininng of summer, I've been seeing a strange mushroom-resembiling underwater plant growing on the stumps and brush. I'm not sure what it is or even if it's healthy for the environment.

..it looks like a black balloon dotted with white specs.

do you guys have any idea what that might be?

never seen it before

sp

FlyRod · 10-16-06, 05:49 AM

Not to worry. That's just the Rare (but lethal) White-Speckled Black Underwater Mushroom. They are actually quite delicious if properly cooked.
Simply marinate in Garlic Kick 'n Bass for three days, saute in any good reel oil, and serve over Eggos(TM) with some sour cream.
Witness say that those who've eaten this rare treat invariably are found with a smile on their bloated and blistered faces. The smile lasts for hours, only disappearing when the lips melt away.
Bon Appetit!

Martha Stewart
Beyotch

skeeter944 · 10-16-06, 05:24 PM

LOL! i have never tried those, and i anit going to either!

zooker · 10-16-06, 06:33 PM

i think he is refuring to some kind of egg sack. i have seen them all up and down the east coast. looks like a big ball of dark snot-feels the same way- i do not know what they are or what puts them there..

fly farter
you are truely twisted..

zooker

FlyRod · 10-17-06, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zooker

i think he is refuring to some kind of egg sack. i have seen them all up and down the east coast. looks like a big ball of dark snot-feels the same way- i do not know what they are or what puts them there..

fly farter
you are truely twisted..

zooker

I'M TWISTED

You de one who actually KNOWS what a "big ball of dark snot" FEELS like

!!!
So tell me, what does a nice bowl of hyena vomit TASTE like? Huh? Well?

Live Long And Prosper.

Fly Rod
Still gagging

skeeter944 · 10-17-06, 01:17 PM

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zooker · 10-17-06, 05:26 PM

fly farter
are you betting i wont answer that??

ok i will the answer is:
week old west virginia road kill..

zooker

flfireman · 10-17-06, 05:37 PM

Left over road kill post buzzard pickings. In July, Fl sun. Sauteed w/ warm, speckled snot balls and virgin olive oil. W/ a slightly warmed hyena vomit dipping sauce. All over a nice pile of al diente worms.

lizardsrule · 10-17-06, 06:24 PM

I believe zooker is correct, they are probably egg sacks.

And double YUK, to all that other crap LOL.

Lizards

FlyRod · 10-17-06, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lizardsrule

I believe zooker is correct, they are probably egg sacks.

And double YUK, to all that other crap LOL.

Lizards

Hey, 'Zards, don't be so closed-minded! The first guy to eat a raw oyster musta been awfully hungry or very open-minded.
BTW: If, on the first date, you offer her a raw oyster and she swallows it, it's a VERY good sign

.
FR
Knowledgeable 'bout that stuff...heehee.

zooker · 10-17-06, 07:15 PM

heard all about them texas burnette's making the men folks forget what day it is.. but dang... good point..

zooker

seaphantom · 10-18-06, 07:32 PM

they aren't soft, there's no way they're egg sacks

I'll take a pic of one, cause it bugs me

sp

10-15-06, 10:34 PM	#1
seaphantom BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 452	bizarre growth on stumps I've been coming out on the lake and for the past few months, since the begininng of summer, I've been seeing a strange mushroom-resembiling underwater plant growing on the stumps and brush. I'm not sure what it is or even if it's healthy for the environment. ..it looks like a black balloon dotted with white specs. do you guys have any idea what that might be? never seen it before sp __________________ life is good, bass is good

10-16-06, 06:33 PM	#4
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	i think he is refuring to some kind of egg sack. i have seen them all up and down the east coast. looks like a big ball of dark snot-feels the same way- i do not know what they are or what puts them there.. fly farter you are truely twisted.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

10-17-06, 05:26 PM	#7
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	fly farter are you betting i wont answer that?? ok i will the answer is: week old west virginia road kill.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

10-17-06, 05:37 PM	#8
flfireman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Palm Bay, Fl Posts: 2,751	Left over road kill post buzzard pickings. In July, Fl sun. Sauteed w/ warm, speckled snot balls and virgin olive oil. W/ a slightly warmed hyena vomit dipping sauce. All over a nice pile of al diente worms. __________________ In the Lord all things are possible.

10-17-06, 06:24 PM	#9
lizardsrule BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Saint Augustine, FL Posts: 7,374	I believe zooker is correct, they are probably egg sacks. And double YUK, to all that other crap LOL. Lizards __________________ There are three types of Snakes I hate 1. Live Snakes 2. Dead Snakes 3. Sticks that look like Snakes. And Gators too!

10-16-06, 05:49 AM	#2
FlyRod BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,270	Not to worry. That's just the Rare (but lethal) White-Speckled Black Underwater Mushroom. They are actually quite delicious if properly cooked. Simply marinate in Garlic Kick 'n Bass for three days, saute in any good reel oil, and serve over Eggos(TM) with some sour cream. Witness say that those who've eaten this rare treat invariably are found with a smile on their bloated and blistered faces. The smile lasts for hours, only disappearing when the lips melt away. Bon Appetit! Martha Stewart Beyotch

10-16-06, 05:24 PM	#3
skeeter944 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Somewhere in South Carolina Posts: 2,377	LOL! i have never tried those, and i anit going to either!

10-17-06, 01:17 PM	#6
skeeter944 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Somewhere in South Carolina Posts: 2,377	Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10-17-06, 07:15 PM	#11
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	heard all about them texas burnette's making the men folks forget what day it is.. but dang... good point.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

10-18-06, 07:32 PM	#12
seaphantom BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 452	they aren't soft, there's no way they're egg sacks I'll take a pic of one, cause it bugs me sp __________________ life is good, bass is good

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